Plexiglas Toilet Lyrics - Styx

Written by john curulewski 

Lead vocals by john curulewski 

Don't sit on the plexiglas toilet 

Said the momma to her son 

Wipe the butt clean with the paper 

Make it nice for everyone 

But don't sit down on the plexiglas toilet yeah 

A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet 

Holds the lid up with one hand 

Won't let go the lid for fear that 

On his banana it will land 

Don't sit down on the plexiglas toilet yeah 

Boy goes up he eats the enchilada 

With the sauce that burns the heart 

Family comes to visit family 

Momma says don't belch and fart 

Don't sit on the plexiglas toilet 

Said the momma to her son 

Wipe the butt clean with the paper 

Make it nice for everyone 

But don't sit down on the plexiglas toilet yeah 

Everybody sing! 

Don't sit on the plexiglas toilet 

Said the momma to her son 

Wipe the butt clean with the paper 

Make it nice for everyone 

But don't sit down on the plexiglas toilet yeah 

Don't sit on the plexiglas toilet 

Said the momma to her son 

Wipe the butt clean with the paper 

Make it nice for everyone 

But don't sit down on the plexiglas toilet yeah