Such A Tw*t Lyrics - Streets

Yeah safe man, you okay? Just calling to ensure you got back in 

Hope you coped yesterday 'coz I felt well damn grim 

But yeah in the air on the plane my stomach was turning 

Man I was hanging head-to-stead on the headrest in pain 

Prayin' away all my bad sins 

Lost count of the plain Chardonnays before the fourth or maybe the fifth 

In future I need to abstain, if only I'd had a bit of discipline 

But worth every bit of spare change, pure clowning down to the last drink 

Hang on let me slam the door, mate 

Just pause that thought for a bit 

Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that? 

'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat 

I've been pacing the place 

Well paralyzed since I got back in with my bags though 

Yeah I'm too aware that last night was way mad slack, I know 

Carried in a gang I lost sight of Simone on her own, back at home 

Distracted from the fact it weren't right 

Could have raised up the hand but no 

Simone was moaning and 

That about me playing away on this holiday 

She was watching the box at her Dad's house 

There preparing spliffs away 

As I'm smacking glasses down at George 

Best, best session rate 

Can you hear me? Na sorry mate 

You're fuzzy mate, I can't hear you 

Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat 

So, I lost you for a minute, yeah, yeah I can hear you now 

See I mean that the true thing though I suppose I chose myself to allow 

I was weak and stupid but as far as I viewed anyhow 

She couldn't have been it for me the only girl I'd ever go out with 

I didn't want to waste my youth in a girl's house to the sound of spliffs 

And when she got in a mood with me in that text about that thing 

I just switched off the phone when she started shouting 

Coming to a conclusion I couldn't be bothered with anymore rowing 

Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat 

(Nah nah nah) 

And then after shots made me lose the plot, it all got a bit bizarre 

And that incident with the ice cream I forgot, it all ended in our vodka 

What I can remember is a blotch, I got a fat bruise on my arm 

She weren't even much too hot but she totally mugged me up like rah 

She knew exactly what she was doing and it all went a bit too far 

She was with that bloke in the white top in Mcdonalds' car park 

And then she let me chat her up later on in that lovely little bar 

Hello? Ahh fucking phones, man! 

Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat 

Yeah I think we got cut off, yeah I got crap reception in my house 

I have to stand in a certain spot in my kitchen or it cuts out 

Yeah you know I was potty to even let myself allow it 

I would if I could just swap what happened then for right now 

And if she ever found out how far it got it would be more than just a row 

This whole thing just got on top but it's her that I want, no doubt 

So in a way its helped me doing wrong, I know I've fucked up now 

This is where that dodgy shit stops, she's just gotta not find out 

Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat 

Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat