The Ketchup Song Lyrics - Singles - Stompin Tom

There was a guy from PEI they used to call Podato 

He met this young Leamington Ontario Tomato 

But he had eyes for other girls & she was a little mushy 

So they said well let's get wed there's no sense bein fussy 

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Baked sized french fries-how they love Tomatoes 

So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup-(Ketchup luvs Potatoes)x2 

Well he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday 

Saturday they said OK we'll cut the cake on Sunday 

But Sunday came and what a shame-They had no one to fetch it 

Without a cake they just sat and ate-Potato chips and ketchup 

Bake sized french fries how they love Tomatoes 

So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup- (Ketchup luvs Potatoes)X2 

And so this guy from Pei they used to call Podato 

Got two boys and a little girl-Two spuds & one Tomato 

They romp and run around Leamington and boy when they get hungry 

The bottle drips all over the chips way down in the ketchup country. 

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