The Sasquatch Song Lyrics - Stompin' Tom Connors

One day at midnight, the sun was so bright 

The moon had no light, but I could see 

This big ol' sasquatch, said he was top-notch, at playin' hopscotch 

Way up in a tree 

So I bet my wrist watch, that big ol'd sasquatch 

Would never play hopscotch way up in a tree 

Now, there's a sasquatch, up in a tree crotch 

He's got my wrist watch, and he's laughin' at me 

I told the mounties, throughout the counties 

To put some bounties all over B.C. 

And stop that sasquatch, from playin' hopscotch 

'Till he gives my wrist watch, right back to me 

Then Corporal Savern, he found a tavern, in an empty cavern 

Where the sun don't shine 

And he found a sasquatch, drinkin' blue blotch 

Wearin' a wrist watch, lookin' just like mine 

So he asked the sasquatch, where he got the wrist watch 

And that big ol' sasquatch, he began to lie 

Said he got the wrist watch, while playin' hopscotch 

Up in a tree crotch, with a stupid old guy 

So the mountie told him, he could never hold him 

He'd have to scold him, for doing no harm 

So they played some hopscotch, until the sasquatch 

Had the mountie's wrist watch, on his other arm 

Now all the mounties, throughout the counties 

They're placing bounties all over the land 

And that big ol' sasquatch, he won't feel top notch 

When they get their sasquatch, like they get their man 

'Cause if that sasquatch keeps playin' hopscotch 

There won't be a wrist watch, for miles around 

'Cause he'll play hopscotch, 'till he gets your wrist watch 

Up in that tree crotch, and he'll never come down 

So don't play hopscotch, near any old tree crotch 

Until that old, watch stealin', big feelin', hopscotchin' sasquatch is found.