Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen (skit) Lyrics - Singles - Sticky Icky

> >Hi, 

> >Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (stinky face) 

> >Welcoming you on Bokasa Unit. We apologize for the 

> >Four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some 

> >Overtime I had to put in at the bakery and my poultry farm. 

> >This is flight 126 to Jamaica. 

> >Landing in Jamaica is not guaranteed, but we may end up 

> >Somewhere in the south. 

> >If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village! 

> >Bokasa Unit has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety 

> >Standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with 

> >Us! 

> >It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year 

> >Over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our 

> >Engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange 

> >To turn 

> >Them off! 

> >To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve 

> >Complimentary Bongo tea and Bibi biscuits! For our not-so-religious 

> >Passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if 

> >There 

> >Really is a God! 

> >We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be 

> >Shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our 

> >Movie 

> >Buffs, we will be flying right next to British airways, where their 

> >Movie will be 

> >Visible from the right side of the cabin window. 

> >There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the 

> >Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to 

> >Slow 

> >Down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close 

> >As 

> >Possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, 

> >Do let us know by miss callin the pilot on he' mobile. 

> >Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! 

> 

> >Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off 

> >And 

> >Fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can't find a seatbelt, 

> >Kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for those 

> >Of you 

> >Who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a 

> >Stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your 

> >Suitcase." 

> >Enjoy Bokasa Unit. 

> >Have a nice day. 

> >Bokasa Unit. 

> > 

> >THE END.