What If I Was White Lyrics - Blacktrash: The Autobiography Of Kirk Jones - Sticky Fingaz

Yo I got an idea 

Let me go grab sticky right quick 

Hey yo stick, stick 

Yo slim shady 

Yo I just had like a nightmah 

Wait it wasn't like a nightmare 

It was like a good dreah 

Well it wasn't a good (what was it?) 

Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (what?) 

Yo, yo I dreamt I was white! (ohhh) 

If he was white 

What if he was white? 

What if he was white? 

What - if - he - was - white? 

What if he was white? 

What if he was 

White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? 

Yo, yo 

What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine? 

Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole shibang 

I know one thing; police wouldn't always be watching me 

Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me 

(can I get your autograph?) 

The yellow cabs in the city would stop for me 

I wouldn't need collateral to buy property 

If I was white, wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor 

Security wouldn't follow me around the store 

Like I'd steal something (maybe he might of stole something) 

Because I'm black I rob and automatically assume I ain't got no job 

On my own land I feel like an immigrant 

If I was white I wouldn't of thought o.j. was innocent (he did it) 

If I was white 

What if he was white? 

What if he was white? (yo think about that) 

What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (for a minute) 

What if he was white? 

What if he was (what if he was white?) 

White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? 

(what if he was white?) 

What if he was white? 

What if he was white? 

What - if - he - was - white? 

What if you were white? (what if he was white?) 

What if he was 

White, white, white, white, white (sticky what if you were white?) 

White, white, white, white, white? 

If I was white 

It would be a different world for me 

If I was white (umm?) what shade would I be? 

Would I be redneck or skinhead, preppy or high class? 

You probably live in a trailerpark and be white trash! 

In any case that be the ill shit right? (yep) 

But there's a good and bad side of being white 

You can't say the n word without startin a fight (what's up my nigga?) 

Couldn't dance to a beat, I'd have two left feet 

Even if I was white plaque still have a ghetto shit (how you doing?) 

Is it a myth or do I really have a little dick (nah, it's true!) 

If I was white, I would probably listen to hard rock 

And cover my ears when ever I heard hip hop (ah) 

If he was white 

What if he was white? 

What if he was white? (what if he was white?) 

What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white 

What if he was white? 

What if he was 

White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? 

(what if he was white?) 

What if he was white? 

What if he was white? 

What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (umm?) 

What if he was white? (what if you were white?) 

What if he was 

White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? 

(what if he was white?) 

Yo, yo, yo, if I was white 

I probably wouldn't even think the same 

I'd watch tennis and golf and bet on hockey games (red wings man) 

Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday 

If I was white 

I couldn't live around my way 

And there probably would of never even been an onyx, shit 

I be serice sippin vodka and tonix 

Smokin on a marlboro instead of a newport 

Id live in long island instead of new york 

If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk 

'cause everybody knows white man can't jump (nope!) 

And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot 

'cause all of the dreads would think I'm a cop 

If he was white 

What if he was white? 

What if he was white? 

What - if - he - was - white? (yo you can't say that) 

What if he was white 

What if he was 

White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? 

What if you were white? 

What if he was white? 

What - if - he - was - white? 

What if he was white? 

What if he was 

White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? 

If he was white? 

What if he was white? 

What if he was white 

(what would you do if you were white?) 

What - if - he - was - white? 

(what if you were white?) 

White, white, white, white, white, white, 

(what if you were white!!!!) 

White, white, white, white? 

What if he was white? 

What if he was white? 

White, white, white, white, white? 

What if he was white 

White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? 

Yo, what if I was white? uh