Too Kool To Kalypso Lyrics - Singles - Stewart Copeland

I didn't drink and I never danced 

I couldn't take no club romance 

But this floozy had no shame 

Libedo torpedo 

I was - 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango 

too wierd to watusi 

too tough to tango 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango 

What she did was hard to believe 

Libedo torpedo 

But by morning I couldn't leave 

Libedo torpedo 

Picking her up was like falling down the stairs 

With her on top of me I couldn't put on any airs 

I was - 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango 

too wierd to watusi 

too tough to tango 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango 

At my heart she took careful aim 

Libedo torpedo 

And you know,that floozy had no shame 

Libedo torpedo 

I was - 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango 

too wierd to watusi 

too tough to tango 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango 

too wierd to watusi 

too tough to tango 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango 

too wierd to watusi 

too tough to tango 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango 

too cool to calypso 

too tough to tango