Welcome To This World Lyrics - Steve Wariner

The telephone rings, I grab all my things 

And I take off down the street 

The old man on the corner must have started kind of early 

Tryin to rake up something to eat 

I toss him a dollar cut across to the market 

Ain't got a lot of time to waste 

There's two men yelling at each other at the counter 

Getting up in one another's face 

Welcome to this world, this crazy, crazy world 

Welcome to this world, my crazy, crazy world 

My brother-in-law told me that the baby came early 

And everybody's doin' just fine 

The elevator door it opens third floor 

So many relatives of mine 

I walked up to the window, it took me just a minute 

To find the last name there 

That tiny little angel she can't hear me 

But still I gotta say to her 

Welcome to this world, this crazy, crazy world 

Welcome to this world, my crazy, crazy world 

Heading home in the night I swear in my sight 

Is a man on roller skates 

He's got a llama on a leash crossin' the street 

Man only 'round this place 

I see up ahead lights flashing red 

Another threat, streets closed here 

But freedom rules and you know we refuse 

To live our lives in fear 

Welcome to this world, this crazy, crazy world 

Welcome to this world, my crazy, crazy world