Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash Lyrics - The Joker - Steve Miller Band

Spoken: Your cash ain't nothing but trash (Take 1). Here we go. Yeah, you may have heart about the gangster of love and the space cowboy, but I'm gonna whip a cat on you right now who's had more trouble, trials and tribulations. 

One, two, three, hey 

Yeah 

It's alright 

Look here 

I was walking down the main track 

One night 

I met a fine chick 

She was built just right 

She stopped when I flashed my roll 

I told her she could have all of my dough 

She turned around and with a frown 

She said this ain't no circus 

And I don't need a clown 

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Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

And there ain't no need in your hangin' around 

Just to make a hit with that chick 

I tried to get a Cadillac right quick 

The man at the place he looked so strange 

I had 900 bucks and some change 

We disagreed 

I tried to plead 

Well, he said I ain't a chicken 

And I don't need your feed 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

Well, baby you're crawling way past your speed 

I was walkin' into town in my white bucks 

A man with a gun, he said hands up 

I tried to get away but too slow 

He got me and took all of my dough 

I heard him shout 

As he cut out 

Well you ain't lost nothin' 

What you cryin' about 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

And he took my watch and I passed out 

I woke up in the arms of a big cop 

Police station 

Next stop 

Judge swung his fist down 

Plunk plunk 

$20 fine cause you're drunk 

Pick up the dough 

And you can go 

All I had was a buffalo 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash 

But I'm sure gonna get me some more