The Mad, Mad Moonlight Lyrics - The Best Years Of Our Lives - Steve Harley

It was just like a dream, yeah, a surreal scene, like a blue orange 

I thought my senses had gone, like I was writing a song about a foot-long 

Syringe 

And she said, "hello, dear, it's my party 

"so I hope you'll be smart, hee hee 

And I said,"i don't know, but I think I'll go fix me a stiff drink" 

Well, I sat there and stared, because at first I was scared of this female 

Tarzan 

And while she talked with the apes about champagne and grapes, I approached her 

Garden 

And she said,"now, now, don't try to leave me, 

"it's unfair to deceive me 

"i could kill if you try to escape me, come upstairs my friend" 

Now I knew, I knew, I couldn't be that mean, 

So I tried, yeah I really tried to leave her but she was a 

Big, big, big, big girl, big girl 

Hurled out the door, it was becoming more of a test of honour 

Would I go, would I stay, could I do it all day and be a certain gonnor 

And she said,"now you're so young and tender, 

"and don't be concerned with my gender 

It was hard but I managed to send her away up to those fluffy white clouds