Muriel The Actor Lyrics - Singles - Steve Harley

She, got my number and she - chasing me so far 

Me, out of slumber, I can do with no faut-pas 

Mixed-up and bleeding, I's high on beleiving 

It's all surreal 

Slip on a T-shirt, me - gotta look so cool 

Me Biba braces are making me so cruel 

She, dinosaur and me, her He-whore 

Sleep Muriel 

Chorus: Oh! See her move so right in her big baggy strides 

And her golden top made of satin 

See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss 

This is Muriel the Actor who's rapping, ping - ping 

She, dresscd to kill and Me, looking so jolly 

I know she will 'cos she's a lady of folly 

She's seventeen, oh! You know what I mean 

She's a circus girl 

Across the ring on a gay light fantastic 

For anything, oh! She'll bust her elastic 

She, so inviting, me - given up fighting 

I'm all in a whirl 

Chorus: 

A superman in a comical moment 

Jump through the fan, you're the inhuman showman 

Oh! hear the roar of the crowd call for more 

So gullible..br> Me, took ma band on the road for a liftup 

She took my hand and she said "never give up" 

Oh schizophrenia, I know you, I been yer 

So subtle....la la la 

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