Schmack! Lyrics - Schmack! - Steriogram

It's the same old guys in the same old house 

Lying around doing nothing on the same old couch 

Oh no not another day doing nothing 

The only thing we get is the TV lovin' 

Then it happened our boy had an idea 

Put this ad in the paper and see what would appear 

Boredom's the matter with me 

(Then it happened boy) 

I wanna fight it 

(Then it happened boy) 

You wash the dishes baby 

(Then it happened boy) 

I'll do the dryin' 

The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read 

Female flatmate wanted 

(If you're pretty come on) 

(Beautifully fully furnished water front views) 

Female flatmate wanted 

(If you're pretty come on) 

(Deluxe apartment would you like to move) 

Female flatmate wanted 

(If you're pretty) 

(Ring the number provided and come on over) 

Well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed 

So many girls numbers they had too much on their hands 

When they turned up they knew they would survive 

Beautiful women turning up four or five at a time 

Female flatmate wanted 

(If you're pretty come on) 

(Beautifully fully furnished water front views) 

Female flatmate wanted 

(If you're pretty come on) 

(Deluxe apartment would you like to move) 

Female flatmate wanted 

(If you're pretty) 

(Ring the number provided and come on over) 

When they left they gave their name and number 

And said don't forget to call you gotta remember 

This went down in history 

As the slickest and figgest girls you've ever seen 

Boredom's the matter with me 

(Then it happened boy) 

I wanna fight it 

(Then it happened boy) 

You wash the dishes baby 

(Then it happened boy) 

I'll do the dryin' 

The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read 

If you're pretty come on 

If you're pretty 

If you're pretty come on 

If you're pretty 

If you're pretty come on 

(Female flatmate wanted) 

If you're pretty 

(Female flatmate wanted) 

If you're pretty come on 

(Female flatmate wanted) 

If you're pretty