Don't Step On The Grass, Sam Lyrics - Steppenwolf The Second - Steppenwolf

Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob 

Tryin' to find some life in the waste land 

Finally found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane 

Ready for a trip into hate land 

Obnoxious Joe comes on a screen 

Along with his guest self-righteous Sam 

And one more guy who doesn't count 

His hair and clothes are too far out 

While pushin' back his glasses 

Sam is sayin' casually, "I was elected by the masses" 

And with that in mind he starts to unwind 

A vicious attack on the finest of grasses 

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty 

(Don't step on the grass, Sam) 

And it will ruin our fair country 

(Don't be such an ass, Sam) 

It will hook your Sue and Johnny 

(You're so full of bull, Sam) 

All will pay that disagree with me 

(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright) 

Misinformation Sam and Joe are feeding to the nation 

But the one who didn't count, counted them out 

By exposing all their false quotations 

Faced by a very awkward situation 

This is all he'd say to save the day 

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty 

(Don't step on the grass, Sam) 

And it will ruin our fair country 

(Don't be such an ass, Sam) 

It will hook your Sue and Johnny 

(You're so full of bull, Sam) 

All will pay that disagree with me 

(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright) 

You waste my coin Sam, all you can 

To jail my fellow man 

For smoking all the noble weed 

You need much more than him 

You've been telling lies so long 

Some believe they're true 

So they close their eyes to things 

You have no right to do 

Just as soon as you are gone 

Hope will start to climb 

Please don't stay around too long 

You're wasting precious time 

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty 

(Don't step on the grass, Sam) 

And it will ruin our fair country 

(Don't be such an ass, Sam) 

It will hook your Sue and Johnny 

(You're so full of bull, Sam) 

All will pay that disagree with me 

(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)