She Gotta Smile Lyrics - Stephen Lynch

She Gotta Smile yeah, She gotta smile 

and she's flashing it right at me. 

she gotta wink, a wink acroos the bar 

and I know that it's meant to be. 

she gotta walk ooh, she walking over 

and i know it could be my day. 

she gotta... friend 

ooh, she's gotta friend why is she standing in her way? 

(it's a big fat friend) 

oh god there's always one. 

(big fat friend) 

to spoil my fucking fun. 

now baby baby baby, 

if it's boots you want to knock 

leave your chubbly friend at home 

because she's going to block the cock. 

now I'm afraid of no man with any ill content 

but I can not compete 

with your big fat friend. 

so big fat friend 

ah, we meet again 

you won't leave her alone 

you roll your eyes 

make sarcastic comments 

while you're sucking on that chicken bone. 

but that's okay 

you think you wanna battle but I tend to disagree 

see I know you and your achilles heel 

and he's standing next to me 

my non-discriminating friend. 

so what that you're a cow 

(non-discriminating friend) 

i'll nail you anyhow 

i know that he's no looker 

and he's had a couple rounds 

but with every shot of jager 

hey you lose a couple pounds