Jim Henson's Dead Lyrics - Stephen Lynch

Pokemon's a silly faze 

Barney's now just purple haze 

The Power Rangers lost their will to fight 

Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky 

And Oscar's still a grouchy guy 

And Animal is looking dyno-mite 

Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone 

But his muppets will live on 

And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not 

Easy being, green 

Bert is mad 'cause Ernie can't hear 

With a banana in his ear 

They must learn how to cooperate 

Yeah The Count is counting One Two Three 

And no one laughs at poor Fozzie 

And Scooter's pissed 'cause Raulf is always late 

Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone 

But his muppets will live on 

And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not 

Easy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12 

Now Miss Piggy's just a big slab of pork 

To the Swedish Chef who says "Mmm, pork pork pork" 

And Cookie Monster wants another, bite 

Yeah and Big Bird well he just can't see 

Why the two old guys in the balcony 

Think Snufalufagus is out of, site 

Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone 

But his muppets will live on 

And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not 

Easy being, green 

Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone 

But his muppets will live on 

And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not 

Easy being, green 

Easy being green, no