Crazy Peanuts Lyrics - 3 Balloons - Stephen Lynch

Charlie Brown had a big block head wore a stripy sweater everyday 

Tried to kick that football but Lucy always pulled the mother fucker away 

Flew a kite just to try to relax but he always put that shit in a tree 

And a little red-headed girl wouldn?t give no play to poor Chuck B 

They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS! 

Onto a security blanket, Linus VanPelt would latch 

Snuggling to that bitch to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch 

Had a stalker named Sally Brown well she always tried to get her some 

She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas and the sexy way he sucked that thumb 

Well watch out, cause here they come PEANUTS! 

Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts 

A bunch of kids trying to be free 

Take my hand and let?s dance know 

Under Charlie?s shitty Christmas tree 

ooh Marcy was best friends with Patty Patty Peppermint 

She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can?t print 

Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn?t keep his own ass clean 

All the teachers said ?wa wa wa wa wa? what does that shit mean? 

Well watch out, cause here they come PEANUTS! 

Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts 

Coming from the school of hard knocks 

Life?s not always bowls of candy 

Sometimes you only get a bag of rocks 

Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offense 

And the bitch couldn?t make no money cause she?d charge a mother fucker 5 cents 

And all the ladies loved that Schroeder cause he?d play the 88's real good 

And Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood 

Well watch out, cause here they come PEANUTS! 

Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts 

Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid 

It's so hard to get pussy 

When you're the baldest kid in second grade 

Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts 

A bunch of kids trying to be free 

Take my hand and let?s dance now 

Under Charlie?s shitty Christmas tree