Haitian Divorce Lyrics - The Royal Scam - Steely Dan

Babs and Clean Willie were in love, they said 

So in love the preacher's face turned red 

Soon everybody knew the thing was dead 

He shouts, she bites, they wrangle through the night, yeah 

She go crazy 

Got to make a getaway 

Papa say 

Oh, no hesitation 

No tears and no hearts breakin' 

No remorse 

Oh, congratulations 

This is your Haitian divorce 

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She takes the taxi to the good hotel 

Bon marché, as far as she can tell 

She drinks the zombie from the coco shell 

She feels all right, she get it on tonight, yeah 

Mister driver 

Take me where the music play 

Papa say 

Oh, no hesitation 

No tears and no hearts breakin' 

No remorse 

Oh, congratulations 

This is your Haitian divorce 

Photos 

At the Grotto 

In the greasy chair 

Sits the Charlie with the lotion and the kinky hair 

When she smiled, she said it all 

The band was hot, so 

They danced the famous merengue 

Now we dolly back 

Now we fade to black 

Tearful reunion in the U.S.A. 

Day by day, those memories fade away 

Some babies grow in a peculiar way 

It changed, it grew, and everybody knew, yeah 

Semi-mojo 

Who's this kinky so-and-so? 

Papa go 

Oh, no hesitation 

No tears and no hearts breakin' 

No remorse 

Oh, congratulations 

This is your Haitian divorce