Sexy Santa Lyrics - Steel Panther

Ho ho ho! 

Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight 

He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great 

He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe 

The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve! 

He delievers the sexy and he never fails 

The rest of the year he works at Chip and Dales! 

Sexy sexy santa 

He's got a bitchin' sled and some rock-hard abs 

Sexy sexy santa 

He knows you've naughty cuz he's keepin' tabs! 

In the back of his sleigh he's got some hoe hoe hoe's 

They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehouse 

He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer 

Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a! 

He's got a bitchin' red suit and he's totally buff 

He'll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff! 

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Sexy sexy santa 

He's kissin' girls under the camel toe 

Sexy sexy santa 

The elves are all horny and they're snortin' blow 

Sexy sexy santa 

It's the UK USA Brazil and Japan 

Sexy sexy santa 

Makin' love to every Chirstmas-lovin' woman and man! 

Suck it! 

Yeah he's spreadin' Christmas cheer 

To the Scrooges and the Grinches 

Here's your log- it's a chubby eleven inches! 

Naked on his reindeer [something] on booze 

Makin' love to Christians and renegade Jews! 

He's got a calander but only one day has an 'X' 

That leaves 364 days for sex! 

Sexy sexy santa 

More cusion for the pushin' gonna [something] 

Sexy sexy santa 

He's hot but he used to be a big fat cow! 

Sexy sexy santa 

All the little girls wanna sit on his lap 

Sexy sexy santa 

Get 'em riled up so they get free crap (crabs?) 

Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?