Poontang Boomerang Lyrics - Steel Panther

Met a girl on Tinder, About a year ago 

Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below 

She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fattie 

Yeah, I went golfing 3 days later 

Guess who shows up as my caddy 

Poontang Boomerang, just can't throw her away! 

Dump her ass on a friday night 

She's back by Saturday (Sing it!) 

Poontang Boomerang... 

My friend was getting married, I met the bride to be 

It was pretty obvious she wanted some of me 

I told her just this one time, I would make an exception 

Then she tried to suck my balls at her wedding reception 

Poontang Boomerang, Give that shit a hurl 

But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wind up with that girl. Poontang Boomerang, Thought about going gay 

But Boomerang wang is even worse, they say! 

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You can chuck that whore 

If you don't wanna fuck no more 

But you better watch out Jack 

'Cause that ass is comin' back 

If you're tired of gettin' it around 

You can take the next bus outta town 

But you can't get far enough away 

That bitch will find you any day 

Change your name and cut your hair 

Move away to Timbuktu 

But I'm telling you right now 

That boomerang tang will follow you 

You can chuck that whore 

If you don't wanna fuck no more 

But you better look out Jack 

'Cause that ass is comin' back 

Poontang Boomerang, That shit never fails! 

Sure as bear shits in the woods, and sail boats have sails 

Poontang Boomerang, Better wise up real quick! 

Bo-bo-boomerang is out there dangerous, down under on your dick 

Poontang Boomerang, Oh yeah! 

Poontang Boomerang 

Aw yeah!