Fat Girl (thar She Blows) [explicit] Lyrics - Live From Lexxi's Mom's Garage [explicit] - Steel Panther

I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar 

I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car 

She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's 

She had boobs like watermelons, and breath like rotten eggs 

I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes 

'Cause you're lookin' at me, like I'm a side of fries 

I wanna take your chubby ass, back to my place 

Squirt my baby gravy, all over your face, yeah 

Woahohh, woahohh 

Thar she blows! 

Woahohh, woahohh 

Thar she blows! 

Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more 

Fat girl, she can't fit through the door 

Woahohh, woahohh 

Thar she blows! 

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I wanna prove to you, that my feelings are for real 

So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals 

I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in 

I wanna sink my summer sausage, into that double-chin yeah! 

Woahohh, woahohh 

Thar she blows! 

Woahohh, woahohh 

Thar she blows! 

Fat girl, is ridin' my jock again 

Fat girl, is snackin' on my cock, again! 

Ouch, don't bite! 

My friends keep telling me, I must be going blind 

You've got cottage cheese, all over your behind yeah 

Even though some people point and laugh at us 

You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus! 

Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again 

Fat girl, where does your neck begin? 

Woahohh, woahohh 

Thar she blows! 

Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun 

Fat girl, you're really really tons of fun! 

Woahohh, woahohh 

Thar she blows! 

Woahohh, woahohh 

Thar she blows! 

You're my fat fat girl, oh 

You know I really love you! 

'Cause you're my fat fat girl, oh 

Come here baby where you goin'? 

Haha, you're a cow! 

Come here baby 

Hey! 

I love you! 

I can't live without you! 

Can't live without you! 

Come here! 

Hey! whistle 

Come here! 

(Various Animal Noises:) 

It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude! 

All these hot bitches 

And that one fat girl...