Anything Goes Lyrics - Steel Panther

Tie a couple lassos around those tits 

Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits 

Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx 

Bring a german shepherd on into the mix 

Yeah! 

Anything goes! 

Anything goes! 

Paint your fucking cock like a barber pole 

Send a GoPro up your own butthole 

Dress your bitch up like a butch marine 

Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean 

Yeah! 

Anything goes! 

I say anything goes! 

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Break out the whips 

Candle wax 

Chains and weed whackers 

Baby don't hold back! 

Anything goes! 

Anything goes! 

Fuck you from behind 

Fuck you from below 

Fuck you from up above 

But anything goes with other bitches too 

So baby don't fall in love 

Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls 

Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls 

Steal a Saturn 5 and fuck an astronaut 

Zero G anal and weightless cumshots 

Anything goes! 

Fucking anything goes! 

Break out the tanks 

Hand grenades 

Minus Charlie Sheen 

Cuz I don't want AIDS 

Anything goes! 

Baby anything goes! 

Honey anything goes! 

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking monkey fuckers, say anything goes!