Surprise, Surprise Lyrics - Make Yourself At Home - Starting Line

Hey there love, let's get to catching up 

'Cause I've been thinking those thoughts 

That must have slipped my mind 

That time that I left you there that night 

I replied, "Let me remind you of the guy 

You failed to mention all along 

'Cause your actions have consequences 

And these are them" 

I'll be your friend in hell until then I despise you 

And I probably always will 

I can't afford to make another mistake like this 

'Cause this is more than I can take 

I don't mean to leave angry 

This is by your own device 

I'm sure this comes as no surprise 

Hey there babe, don't mean to cut you off 

But I've heard enough lies 

And you're dying to get caught 

I'll let you go call all your friends 

"Oh my God, let me describe to you this guy 

His name is Ken, he's in this band that writes 

Such awful songs about me all the time 

You're goddamn right 

I'll be your friend in hell until then I despise you 

And I probably always will 

I can't afford to make another mistake like this 

Well, this is more than I can take 

I don't mean to leave angry 

This is by your own device 

I'm sure this comes as 

Oh I'm fine, just let me lie here for a while 

'Cause I've been staying up, yeah, hanging up all night 

Oh, I express the wrong intention of you have 

To a hopeless case, to a short headache 

To a choice you made, to the reason why I 

To the reason why I say 

I'll be your friend in hell until then I despise you 

And I probably always will 

I can't afford to make another mistake like you 

I'm sure this comes as no surprise 

(I can't take, I can't take this) 

(Surprise, surprise) 

I'm sure this comes as no surprise 

(No, I can't take) 

(Surprise, surprise)