Metrosexual Lyrics - Singles - Stanford Fleet Street Singers

If you like to wear your jeans so that they hug you tight (hug you tight!) 

You spend an hour before class to get your hair just right (hair just right!) 

And your girlfriend is confused, she doesn't get it at all (not at all!) 

Why you've got posters of Zac Efron hanging up all over your wall (Zac Efron's hot!) 

So just explain to your honey while you're holding her hand, 

You're not gay you're just a caring, stylish, sensitive man! 

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You're metrosexual with a friendly smile, 

Metrosexual, with impeccable style, 

And it's acceptable every once in a while 

To get your nails done 'cause you can be sure, 

You put the man back in manicure! 

Well you buy all your clothes from Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch (tight-ass jeans!) 

And every Sunday night you shave your chest and boy, does it itch! (razor burn!) 

I won't tell the guys your favorite film is "Bring It On" (Kirsten Dunst!) 

Or that you got a season ticket to the local tanning salon (Speedo tan!) 

So don't worry that your broadway knowledge can't be surpassed, 

Or that on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy you'd be too hard to cast! 

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And I know you're feeling down and out 'cause no one knows you're straight 

But can't you see you're not alone, can't you see that I can relate? 

I've been there too, I know it's more than one man can endure. 

I'll be behind you every step...platonically for sure! 

You're metrosexual with a friendly smile, 

Metrosexual, with impeccable style, 

And it's acceptable every once in a while 

To watch a chick flick, and you can be sure 

You put the man back in Mandy Moore! 

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