My Exclusive Sex Club Lyrics - Stan Ridgway

Kind ladies and good gentlemen 

You've thrown your dollar down 

Walk in and please experience 

Feel free to stroll around 

We take it to the limit 

The competition's fierce 

Big judy at the table here 

Will help you with your pierce 

Chorus: 

And when it's done, 

Jack will show you to the doorcc 

Or have you seen this before? 

Or have you seen this before? 

We've got everything in bottles 

Stored in formaldehyde 

For a dollar you can climb on that guy 

Take him for a ride 

Now do you want a leash, 

Or a collar, or a whip? 

And have you tasted this? 

Well, everybody's had a sip 

Chorus repeat 

Now there's a man 

He's hangin' from a hook 

The lady with tattoos just looks like 

A coloring book 

Our club is like no other 

We've got a big surprise 

Tonight a man will bake a dog 

And put it in a pie 

And when the pie is open 

The dog begins to sing 

And judy will administer 

That party favor thing 

Now everything is hot 

And everything is fine 

We never close the place 

Because the cops are now in line 

Chorus repeat