Funzone Lyrics - Stan Ridgway

Spoken: 

You know, when we were all like, uh, about this high, knee-high to a jackelope, 

We always figured that the fun thing to do was to go to a funzone. 

Let's gocclet's go to a funzone. 

Heads up in the sky and all the animals are waiting for the big show for tonight 

Fat man calls my name, and calls me over to the tent he's waiting in by the ones « that » fight 

« ? ? ? ? ? » at night and every weekend in his trailer in the back while « ? the weather clowns hold? » a poker game 

Even the fat man pays 

Chorus: 

Let's go to the funzone 

We'll have a whole lot of fun 

It's all there at the funzone 

It's over when the fun is all done 

Ride the fastest ride, you get a ticket from the man there in the booth all painted black 

Corn dog for a buck, you take three bites and then you chuckleccthere's some ice cream down your back 

Meet a girl at night, she's talkin' to ya while you coax her to a trailer in the back 

While ronald kicks his dog around 

Now there's some weird ice cream stuck on my shoe 

It used to be a buckccwell, now it's two 

And there's a ferris wheel where you spin around 

Someone didn't like itccthey got sick on the ground 

Chorus: 

Let's go to the funzone 

We'll have a whole lot of fun 

It's all there at the funzone 

But why does that clown have a gun 

At the funzone 

The funzone 

At the funzone 

We'll be there or we'll all be left at home 

« passed that » girl at night, you're talkin' to her while you coax her to a trailer in the back 

While ronald kicks his dog around 

Now there's some weird ice cream stuck on my shoe 

It used to be a buckccwell, now it's two 

And there's a ferris wheel where you spin around 

Someone didn't like itccthey got sick on the ground 

Chorus: 

Let's go to the funzone 

We'll have a whole lot of fun 

It's all there at the funzone 

It's over when the fun is all done 

At the funzone 

The funzone 

At the funzone 

The funzone 

Let's go to the funzone 

We'll have a whole lot of fun 

It's all there at the funzone 

But be sure to wash your hands when you get home