Bel Air Blues Lyrics - Stan Ridgway

Runnin' down a purple shallow, goin' down somewhere 

Goin' down the alleyway, lookin' for a dead dog with a custard pie 

I am looking for a dildo in the sky 

And if I find it soon, I think I'll call the menendez boys 

Chorus: 

Think I'll call the menendez boys 

Turnin' on the tv setcchypnotic neon queen 

Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream 

Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman 

« in plastic frown, » blow up this town, think I'll call the menendez boys 

Chorus repeat x3 

Coolin' out at big 51, got a sleepin' bag and a new canteen 

Shave my body of every hairccrub me down with amphetamine 

Jump back in my railccpunchin' it I got spooked2 

Remove tattoos, the bel air bluesccthink I'll call the menendez boys 

Chorus repeat 

Livin' on a crooked roadcclike a dust bowl refugee 

Crawlin' on the freewaycccleanin' my teeth with a barbecue comb 

You can call me sam, or you can bark my hole 

And you can use my dick for a walkin' pole 

« slattery has his wakecca boomer in my stash » 

An angle slide in baltimorecctop 40 pederast 

Everybody got another 'nother plan 

Everybody got another 'nother land 

Never never never never never never never! 

Never never never! 

Chorus repeat x4