Waiter, Oh Waiter Lyrics - The Changing Lights - Stacey Kent

Waiter, oh, waiter, please come to my rescue 

I cannot understand a word that's written on this menu 

Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine 

But what you've handed me is in a language I've never seen. 

And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me 

Makes me feel like I'm drifting further and further out to sea 

Everything looks so frightening 

Everything here looks so nice. 

Oh, waiter, please waiter! 

I really need your advice. 

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Waiter, oh, waiter, I feel so embarrassed 

If this is really French it's not the kind they use in Paris 

What is this crab and lobster foam, what's in this cassoulet? 

And my companion's so at home, so terribly au fait. 

I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side 

For very soon I know will come the moment to decide 

Won't you help me through this menu 

Won't you please just catch my eye 

Oh, waiter oh, waiter! 

Please help me out tonight. 

Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too, 

You'll have had your days of heartache 

And days when your dreams came true 

So, waiter oh, waiter! Please help me out tonight. 

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Waiter, oh, waiter please come to my rescue 

Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to. 

Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine 

But this menu is as baffling as anything I've ever seen. 

And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze 

Makes me feel I'm drifting further out into the choppy waves 

Everything looks so frightening, everything here looks so nice. 

Oh, waiter please waiter! 

I really need your advice 

Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too 

You'll have had your days of heartbreak 

And days when your dreams came true 

So, waiter, oh, waiter! 

Please help me out tonight.