A Fine Romance Lyrics - Singles - Stacey Kent

A fine romance, with no kisses 

A fine romance, my friend this is 

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes 

But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes 

A fine romance, you won't nestle 

A fine romance, you won't wrestle 

I might as well play bridge 

With my old maid aunt 

I haven't got a chance 

This is a fine romance 

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A fine romance, with no kisses 

A fine romance, my friend this is 

We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder 

But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder (*) 

Yes, a fine romance, with no glitches 

A fine romance, with no bitches 

You're just as hard to land as the 'Isle de France' 

I haven't got a chance 

This is a fine romance 

A fine romance, my good fellow 

You take romance, and I'll take jello 

You're calmer than the seals 

In the Arctic Ocean 

At least they flap their fins 

To express emotion 

A fine romance with no quarrels 

With no insults and all morals 

I've never mussed the crease 

In your blue serge pants 

I never get the chance 

This is a fine romance 

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Yes, a fine romance, my dear, duchess 

Two old fogeys, who need crutches 

True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has 

But we don't have the thrills that the march of time has, ba-ba-da-day 

A fine romance, my good woman 

My strong, age in the wood, woman 

You never give the orchids I sent a glance 

No, you like cactus plants, ha ha 

This is a fine romance 

A fine romance, my dear duchess 

Two old fogeys, who need crutches 

True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has 

You know Louis, we don't have half the thrills that the march of time has, 

You telling me; fine romance, my very good woman 

My strong, aged in the wood, woman 

You never give the orchids I sent a glance 

No I prefer Cactus plants 

This is a fine romance!