Conglomeration Of Curios Lyrics - Squirrel Nut Zippers

This way ladies and gentlemen, 

this way to see the greatest conglomeration of curios ever 

gathered together under one canvas tent in the Universe... 

Never before has anyone seen such a marvelous 

collection of rarities as we have assembled here before you. 

See Prince Juju, 

Bobo the Sword Swallower - he is also a snake 

charmer, ladies and gentlemen, he eats 'em alive! 

See the wonderful Princess Karma perform a wonderful dance on a 

platform suspended above the heads of all the audience to a myriad 

rays of tiny electrical lights, 

and the weird music of a Tom -Tom orchestra. 

She performs this dance on the pallid surface of a silver dime! 

Bring your wives, friends, 

and children or they will reproach you in later 

life for this uncalled-for lack in their education! 

For one dime, ten cents, two nickels you can be instructed. 

And let me tell you ladies and gentlemen that 

although her feet are perfectly rigid, every nerve! 

every muscle! 

every fiber! 

moves like jelly in the bowl! 

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