It's Not Cricket Lyrics - Cool For Cats - Squeeze

WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see. 

She used to do a topless down at the Surrey Docks 

With tassels on her whatsits she did a t'riffic job 

Of raising all the eyebrows of every lunchtime mob 

She went with all the tossers who kick about a ball 

They say their club's the greatest, and she has kissed them all 

At the Arndale Center, she's up against the wall 

I can't name names cause that's not cricket 

I can't name names that would put me in it 

But that's another story in the finish 

I saw them at the pictures a tangled heap of love 

He had so many women, but only classy stuff 

I saw him at the clinic, a pink card up his cuff 

One holiday in Bognor a stag night hit the town 

The groom is in the car park with his trousers down 

But that's another story that won't be going round 

I can't name names cause that's not cricket 

I can't name names that would put me in it 

But that's another story in the finish 

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The Deptford had a beano to Southend for the night 

With 40 crates of lager, to see the Southend lights 

The got home for their breakfast pissed out of their minds 

This girl gave me the minces so I asked her for a dance 

And in the death I kissed her and so I took a chance 

And when I went to touch her, she tried to break my arm 

I can't name names cause that's not cricket 

I can't name names that would put me in it 

But that's another story in the finish 

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