Friend Called Fred Lyrics - Singles - Spunge

I think I'm going slightly mad 

It might be all the dreams I've had 

It could be all the things I've seen 

All the things I wish I'd been 

I'd like to introduce you 

My friend called Fred, you got one too 

He's the guy who tells you what to do 

He's the one who knows better than you 

I kinda find it hard to sleep 

So I try my hand at counting sheep 

But all I got was repetition 

You can't get to sleep by doing addition 

My friend called Fred is always right 

He has the last word every night 

But now that really is a pain 

'Cause what he says is all the same 

My imaginary friend 

Many's the time I wanna kill ya 

Know I shouldn't moan 

But you're always there when I wanna be alone 

My friend called Fred is never bored 

He just steals what he can't afford 

And no he never gets the blame 

'Cause he just uses a false name 

Look at this guy who's stood by me 

It's obvious he's out his tree 

He's acting like a crazy man 

But I think that's part of the plan