I'm Awesome Lyrics - Singles - Spose

Awesome, Awesome, Awesome, Awesome 

I don't necessarily have to be here for this 

I'm gonna keep the headphones though 

I'm awesome 

No you're not dude, don't lie 

I'm awesome 

I'm driving round in my mom's ride 

I'm awesome 

A quarter of my life gone by 

And I met all my friends online 

I'm awesome 

I will run away from a brawl 

I'm awesome 

There's no voice mail nobody called 

I'm awesome 

I can't afford to buy eight balls 

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall 

You know my pants sag low(low) 

Even though(though) that went out of style like 

Ten years ago(go) 

Spose... I got the swagger of a cripple 

I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle 

And lyrically I'm not the best 

Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet so preposterous 

Feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest 

Oh yes 

The girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult 

Uh huh 

I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis 

All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased 

Me, I'll never date an actress 

Got too many back zits 

Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss 

Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this 

It's cause my little sister wrote it 

I'm awesome 

No you're not dude, don't lie 

I'm awesome 

I'm driving round in my mom's ride 

I'm awesome 

A quarter of my life gone by 

And I met all my friends online 

I'm awesome 

I will run away from a brawl 

I'm awesome 

There's no voice mail nobody called 

I'm awesome 

I can't afford to buy eight balls 

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall 

I'm awesome 

*The swagger of a cripple* 

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I'm from Maine and I don't hunt -nope- and I can't ski 

Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts 

Might be wit with my wifey my necks not icy 

Eatin' at Mcdonalds because subways pricey 

Uh and my unibrow plucked 

Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks 

She's like for what 

Blunt wraps and some Heinekens 

You skinny 

Go get a gym membership and vitamins 

I'm like mom please don't blame it on me i got my bad habits from 

You, dad, and aunt Steve 

My attitudes sour but my futon's sweet 

and the hair on my ass it is Jumanji 

Suit's untailored ringtone Taylor Swift 

Can't tweet upon my twitter cause i haven't done shit 

Bank account red 

Body ungroomed 

The only good thing about me is I'm off stage soon 

I'm awesome 

No you're not dude, don't lie 

I'm awesome 

I'm driving round in my moms ride 

I'm awesome 

A quarter of my life gone by 

And I met all my friends online 

I'm awesome 

I will run away from a brawl 

I'm awesome 

There's no voice mail nobody called 

I'm awesome 

I can't afford to buy eight balls 

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall 

I'm awesome 

Further more I'm cornier than ethanol 

Cheesier than provolone 

I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home 

With a ego the size of Tim Duncan 

Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin 

I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls 

Because I spent a decade filling optimous and I'm not even the bomb 

In Maine 

On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain 

Now put your hands up if you have nightmares 

If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here 

If you got dandruff 

If you drink light beer 

I'm out of breath 

But I'm awesome 

No, you're not dude, don't lie 

I'm awesome 

I'm driving round in my moms ride 

I'm awesome 

A quarter of my life gone by 

And I met all my friends online 

I'm awesome 

I will run away from a brawl 

I'm awesome 

There's no voice mail nobody called 

I'm awesome 

I can't afford to buy eight balls 

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall 

I'm awesome 

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