Idiot Friends Lyrics - Spongebob Squarepants

Hey everybody, it's good to be here at the Crusty Canteena 

We've got a real special show for you'll tonight 

Featuring my new best pal, this guy 

He is an idiot 

So what are we going to sing about, SpongeBob? 

We are going to sing a song about friends 

What kind of friends, SpongeBob? 

Well, listen up and I'll tell you 

Who's there for you when you are sad and down? 

Idiot friends 

Who picks you up and smacks you all around? 

Idiot friends 

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Who puts dodging you so you can save the town? 

Idiot friends, idiot friends, idiot friends 

Idiot friends 

Idiot friends 

You know SpongeBob 

All we're going to do is singing about 

What are good for you 

Well, what have you done for me? 

Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground? 

Thanks buddy, cashes 

Who, an idiot friend would do that? 

Let's bring it home, idiot friend 

Okay 

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Who lets you ride on his coffins? 

Who slaps you hard and often? 

What do you and me have in common? 

We're idiot friends