Emperor's Clothes Lyrics - X - Spocks Beard

Well I'm the man with the scam 

And though I've never sewn a stitch 

I've stumbled onto something 

Guaranteed to make me rich 

All I gotta do is fool one imperial nitwit 

You'll never not see clothes 

Like you won't see those 

Every inch of stitchin' missin' 

From your hat to your hose 

And if one of those hose 

Happens to have a hole in it 

It's not as if anybody's 

Gonna notice when it's 

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The Emperor's Clothes 

Are fine 

You'll never see nothing finer 

Nothin' like those 

So right 

That you'll never see the like, the like 

Well I just got into town 

I took a quick look around 

I heard you needed a suit 

Opportunity found 

'Cos I'm the man that you need 

I'm gonna make you some tweeds 

I'm gonna make 'em so they're 

Magical, beautiful, that's irrefutable now 

Photos 

Well only Philistines 

Could look upon these things 

From the Teddy Bear pajamas 

To the nipple rings 

And not agree with me 

This is a suit like no other 

They're gonna gape and gawk 

They're gonna stammer and stare 

'Cos the fabric's so fine 

It's like it's not even there 

You're gonna give 'em a thrill 

They're never gonna get over 

If I make it through this 

I'm gonna be in clover 

The Emperor's Clothes 

Are right! 

You'll never see nothing righter 

So overexposed 

So right 

That you'll never see the light, the light 

Well today's the day 

I'm gonna make my play 

I'm takin' my creation to the center stage 

And I might lose a little 

But I just might win big 

You got the heads of the SLA, the NRA 

The Sendero Luminoso, and the CIA 

At least one of every other kind of 

Hot shot and bigwig 

They're all comin' down 

They're gonna meet at the shindig 

In The Emperor's Clothes 

All right! 

You'll never see nothing finer 

Nothin' like those 

So fine 

That you'll never see the like 

Of The Emperor's Clothes 

All right! 

That you'll never see the like, the like