Cleopatra's Cat Lyrics - Singles - Spin Doctors

Cleopatra's favorite cat 

Got his hands on Caesar's spats 

The heat was on as you could see 

So he front 'em to Mark Antony. 

Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me." 

Caesar had an eye for clothes 

He saw them spats and said, "I like those." 

Caesar had no thing to say, except, 

"Jesu Christi Domine, 

Et tu, Brute, 

Jesu Christi Domine, 

Et tu, Brute." 

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The senate tried to sympathize 

It was the cat they should despise 

Informant told his whereabouts 

Centurions to seek him out 

Centurions! There go the centurions. 

Brutus had to turn his head 

When THIS cat done went and said, 

"If he's got this thing for shoes, 

He just might be ambitious, too. 

They got holidays all in his name, 

And all a tyrant needs is fame. 

Those fascists don't play pretty games 

Egypt is the place to be... 

But Rome is a democracy. 

Rome!" 

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Caesar never got them back 

'Cause they killed his ass in the second act. 

Brutus spoke, then Antony: 

Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me. 

Friends, Romans, can't you see 

My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me 

Egypt's biggest rivalry: 

Cleopatra's cat and me."