Stereotypes/stereotypes, Pt. 2 Lyrics - More Specials - Specials

He's just a stereotype 

He drinks his age in pints 

He has girls every night 

But he doesn't really exist 

He spends his weekends with a load of blokes 

He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke 

He wants to stay out, he don't want to go home 

'Til his nicotine fingers are stuffed down his throat 

He's just a stereotype 

He drinks his age in pints 

He drives home pissed at night 

And he listens to his stereo 

He blamed his fiance when he caught VD 

The doctor said no drink for seventeen weeks 

He wants to go out but he has to stay home 

Sit in and watch color TV on his own 

He's just a stereotype 

He drinks his age in pints 

He drives home pissed at night 

And he listens to his stereo 

The tablets are finished, the cure is complete 

He hasn't had a drink now for seventeen weeks 

Seventeen pints, tonight is the night 

It goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight 

Police chase him home through the dark rainy night 

Fluorescent jam sandwich with flashing blue light 

His mums waiting up, she hopes he's alright 

But he's wrapped round a lamp post on Saturday night 

He's just a stereotype 

He drinks his age in pints 

He has girls every night 

He doesn't really exist