Taxing Lyrics - Special Ed

[ VERSE 1 ] 

After I pose for the photos, address the press 

I take a rest to let my rhymes digest 

Into my brain to sustain and cultivate it 

Take a penny for my thoughts, from copper I gold-plate it 

Enrich my mind like wine till I find 

What I need to exceed with speed, proceed line 

Fold it, I take the mic, I grab it and I hold it 

Then I walk to and talk to the crowd, cause yo, I sold it 

You bought it, you thought it wasn't worth 

But the record went gold, it sold, jerk 

I'm worldwide, from girls I hide 

Not gay, no way, but they all want to ride 

Mine, they bring me roses and wine 

But I hate cheap sex, so next time 

Come correct like an intellect 

Okay, do you hear what I say? Check 

Yo, on the rhyme I'm a lyrical joy 

And whoever shall front shall be destroyed 

The lyrical composer, I produce all legit 

My name's Special Ed and yo, your name ain't - 

And I'm powerful in my stable mentality 

Takin MC's, yes, of any nationality 

Blitzin em, dissin em, off I'm pissin em 

Makin em solo, broads won't be kissin em 

You got taxed, face the facts 

Now where's the jokes and all the wisecracks? 

You made before you got slayed by the slayer 

Special Ed, DJ Akshun on the record player 

Chillin, still in the back just maxin 

Me in the front, to be blunt, I'm taxin 

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I'm taxin 

[ VERSE 2 ] 

When I'm on the mic I make MC's wonder 

How I don't make the foul-ups, bleeps or blunders 

I'm fool-proof, I'm too couth, too 

I got the Uzi for the crew, see, but the hands work for you 

I give a fair one, because I never like to scare one 

Unless he got a vest and a gun 

A like a shoot-out, I like a have a root-and-toot-out 

If you like to kick, I got the steel-toe boot out 

Cause I'm malicious, vicious on the mic is how I am 

And I always do as I like, clause I demand 

The utmost respect from you 

Because you should give respect where respect is due 

To Special Ed, that's my name and that's the title I hold 

You're gonna get burned if you want to get bold 

And I'm ready, I let the others call me Eddie 

But for you it's Special Ed because I said so, spaghetti 

And in the meantime break out the sixpacks and 

Cool while I rule, cause I'm taxin 

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Taxin 

I'm taxin 

Taxin 

[ VERSE 3 ] 

Well, if you're lookin for a Brooklyn jam 

Here's one you might like about a mic and a man 

Well, I be meditatin, then I be waitin for the victim 

If they flam then I slam them and kick them 

Bite the face, then I taste em and lick them 

Like Ray I slay, take a brick and 

Brick them, yo, I'm not the typical, massive and large 

I'm humongous, but the youngest in charge 

In combat I contract with souls like crack 

Decompose my foes to the size of toes 

Because you get all hype and long-winded 

But that ain't it, it's the rhymes that are commended 

By the crowd as they start to cheer 

With the Cisco, the blunts, and the forties of beer 

Cause stimulation is what helps my creations 

You know I get mellow before my presentations 

Because it helps my rhymes to flow through 

Like water, I caught a brew, on second thought a few 

To release all the heat that I kept 

When I was sober, so now it's overstepped 

Aside, and by my rules abide 

Protest, yes, and I suggest you hide 

Cause I'm comin hummin the song of redemption 

Makin stacks, takin tax exemptions 

You start to fiend, scream and then holler 

For a cigarette, as I get your last dollar 

I'm taxin, usin Ajax and waxin 

MC's with the fleas in their backs and 

Behind their ears and up their butt-cracks and 

Keep on till you clean up your act and 

Stop hold your nose up like Michael Jackson 

Dressin like a bum, cause you don't wear slacks, and 

I'm done, thanks, it's been fun practisin 

I'm done taxin