Tips For Teens Lyrics - Sparks

I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen 

She's 90 and you're a teen 

I'm trying to cheer you up 

Don't be so mean, don't be so mean 

Crash, bam, now you're looking good 

Tip Top, now you're feeling good 

Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen 

Don't you feel good, don't you feel good 

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens 

The kind you don't see in magazines 

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens 

The kind you don't see on T.V. screens 

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens 

Wake up to music 

And say you're too sick to go to work 

Soon, you will lose all your zits 

Tight sweaters no longer fit 

Jetsetters will make their pitch 

I told you so, I told you so 

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens 

The kind you don't see in magazines 

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens 

The kind you don't see on T.V. screens 

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens 

Don't eat that ice cream 

It is vanilla 

Give it to me 

Don't eat that pastry 

What's in the middle 

Give it to me 

Don't eat that burger 

Has it got mayonnaise 

Give it to me 

Keep that mystique up 

And wear a "D" cup 

No matter what 

Don't eat no curry 

Before a very 

Important date 

Do I look so knowing and old and wise 

Maby it's those Dacron ties 

How come you keep asking me 

For Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens 

Crash, bam, now you're looking good 

Tip Top, now you're feeling good 

Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen 

Don't you feel good, don't you feel good 

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens 

The kind you don't see in magazines 

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens 

The kind you don't see on T.V. screens 

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens 

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