Moustache Lyrics - Sparks

A lady gets a lotta things 

She gets a 20 carat ring 

She gets the alimony too 

She gets to look good in the nude 

But there's one place where they've been whipped 

Between the nose and upper lip 

My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache 

My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache 

My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache 

One hundred hairs make a man 

I tried a handlebar design 

My Fu Manchu was real fine 

My Ronald Colman made 'em blink 

My Pancho Villa made 'em think 

But when I trimmed it real small 

My Jewish friends would never call 

Related 

Songs You Love If You Love Nerds 

Nicki Minaj Drops New Songs 'Barbie Tingz And 'Chun-Li' 

Watch Zayn's New Music Video For 'Let Me' 

My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache 

My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache 

My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache 

One hundred hairs make a man 

One hundred hairs make a man 

One hundred hairs make a man 

My-My-My Moustache 

My-My-My Moustache 

My-My-My Moustache 

They call me sir, and that ain't bad 

Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad 

And women flirt and you can bet 

They like that tickle that they get 

The only time I feel bad 

Is when the guess the lunch I've had 

Photos 

My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache 

My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache 

My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache 

(repeat thru fade)