Major Pager Lyrics - Spiders - Space

Mr. Major's got a pager 

Because he sells E's 

To the Russians 

Who crush and snort them 

But they never seem to sneeze 

I need no answers to my questions 

And I need no questions to my answers 

Now Felix the Cat is on his back 

Oh Felix the Cat what a twat 

So who needs Columbo 

He's just got off a slow boat 

From China or somewhere like that 

I need no answers to my questions 

And I need no questions to my answers 

I need no answers to my questions 

And I need no questions to my answers