At Least I Got Laid Lyrics - Space Hog

(Royston and Antony Langdon) 

*Here, Antony writes a good-humored song about getting laid when all else fails. As a running joke, Ant claims to have written the song in a different city for every time the song is played.* 

Love, love, love... 

Oh what a crazy, lazy life 

Shot gun wedding to a hooker wife 

Down in the sewer, I'm fishin for a bone 

You best tell your daddy that you're not coming home 

(Chorus) 

Ah, go ahead and call me loser 

Sell my soul off to the dudes 

Tell me that I'll never get paid 

At least I got laid, at least I got laid 

And though the memories fade away 

At least I got laid, at least I got laid 

Oh, what a tragic waste of time 

Snuggling with that model as she chops out a line 

Not much to offer, she's nothing to see 

Well I thought she was a lesbian, but I think that I'm gay 

(Chorus) 

Now I know all I need to know 

I've had my highs, I've lived my lows 

I've gone as far as I can go 

And I'm frozen to the bone 

Listen now... 

At least I got laid, at least I got laid 

And though the memories fade away 

At least I got laid, at least I got laid 

He got laid, she got laid (x4)