Suck My Balls Mr. Garision Lyrics - South Park

[Mr Garrison] 

Okay children let's start the day with a few new math problems 

What is 5x2? 

C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde? 

[Clyde] 

12 

[Mr Garrison] 

Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a 

complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy. 

[Kyle] 

I think I know the answer Mr Garrison! 

[Cartman] 

Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh! 

[Kyle] 

Shut up fat boy! 

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[Cartman] 

AY! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew! 

[Mr Garrison] 

Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?! 

[Cartman] 

Jew? 

[Kyle] 

No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you 

fuckin' fat ass. 

[Mr Garrison] 

KYLE! 

[Cartman] 

Why the fuck not? 

[Mr Garrison] 

ERIC! 

[Stan] 

Dude, you just said fuck again! 

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[Mr Garrison] 

STANLEY! 

[Kenny] 

(muffled) fuck 

[Mr Garrison] 

KENNY! 

[Cartman] 

What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! 

[Mr Garrison] 

How would you like to go see the school councellor?! 

[Cartman] 

How would you like to suck my balls? 

*big gasp from whole class* 

[Mr Garrison] 

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! 

[Cartman] 

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 

Actually, what I said was, 

*pulls out megaphone* 

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!" 

[Stan] 

Holy Shit Dude.