La Resistance (medley) Lyrics - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - South Park

God has smiled upon you this day 

The fate of a nation in your hands 

And blessed be the children 

We who fight with all our bravery 

'Til only the righteous stand 

You see the distant flames 

They bellow in the night 

You fight in all our names 

For what we know is right 

And when you all get shot 

And cannot carry on 

Though you die, La Resistance lives on 

You may get stabbed in the head 

With a dagger or a sword 

You may be burned to death 

Or skinned alive or worse 

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But when they torture you 

You will not feel the need to run 

For, though you die, La Resistance lives on 

Blame Canada, blame Canada 

Because the country's gone awry 

Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry 

Tomorrow night our lives will change 

Tomorrow night we'll be entertained 

An execution, what a sight, tomorrow night 

Up there there is so much room 

Where babies burp and flowers bloom 

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed 

And so I will be going soon 

Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka 

You're a boner-biting bastard, Uncle Fucka 

Looks like we may be out of luck 

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked 

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Why did our mothers start this war? 

What-the-fuck are they fighting for? 

When did this song become a marathon? 

(I want to be up there) 

When Canada is dead and gone 

They'll be no more Celine Dion 

They may cut your dick in half 

And serve it to a pig 

And though it hurts, you'll laugh 

And you dance a dickless jig 

But that's the way it goes 

In war you're shat upon 

Though we die, La Resistance lives on 

(I want to be up there) 

Blame Canada, blame Canada, blame Canada