Chocolate Salty Balls (p.si Love You) Lyrics - Chef Aid - South Park

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites 

A half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowl 

Baby, stir it with a wooden spoon 

Mix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon 

Say everybody have you seen my balls? 

They're big and salty and brown 

If you ever need a quick pick me up 

Just stick my balls in your mouth 

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls 

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em 

Suck on my chocolate salty balls 

They're packed full of vitamins 

And good for you, so suck on my balls 

Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate 

And a half a cup of brandy 

Then throw in a bag or two of sugar 

And just a pinch of vanilla 

Grease up the cookie sheet 

'Cause I hate when my balls stick 

Then preheat the oven to threefifty 

And give that spoon a lick 

Say everybody have you seen my balls? 

They're big and salty and brown 

If you ever need a quick pick me up 

Just stick my balls in your mouth 

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls 

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em 

Suck on my chocolate salty balls 

They're packed full of goodness 

And high in fiber, so suck on my balls 

Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? 

It smells like somethings burning 

Well, that don't bother me none 

As long as I get my rent paid on Friday 

Baby, you better get back in the kitchen 

'Cause I got a sneak suspicion 

Oh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls 

My balls are on fire, come on 

My balls are burning, gimme some water 

Pour some water on 'em, o goodness 

Blow on them, do something 

Say everybody have you seen my balls? 

They're big and salty and brown 

(They're on fire baby) 

If you ever need a quick pick me up 

Just stick my balls in your mouth 

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls 

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em 

(Put 'em out, blow on 'em) 

Suck on my balls baby 

Suck on my balls, baby 

Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls 

Woo, woo, suck on my balls 

(Blow, blow, blow) 

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