Chocolate Salty Balls Lyrics - South Park

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites 

A half a stick of butter melted 

Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon 

Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon 

Say everybody have you seen my balls 

They're big and salty and brown 

If you ever need a quick pick me up 

Just stick my balls in your mouth 

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls 

Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em 

Suck on my chocolate salted balls 

They're packed full of vitamins and good for you 

So suck on my balls 

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Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy 

Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla 

Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick 

Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick 

Say everybody have you seen my balls 

They're big and salty and brown 

If you ever need a quick pick me up 

Just stick my balls in your mouth 

Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now) 

Put 'em in your mouth, and suck em 

Suck on my chocolate salted balls 

They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber 

Suck on my balls 

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Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell 

Smell like something burning 

Well, that don't confront me now 

Long as I get my rent paid on Friday 

Baby you better get back in the kitchen 

Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion 

Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls! 

Come, my balls on fire 

Have mercy baby, my balls are burning 

Give me some water, pour some water on me 

My balls are burning, oh my goodness 

I'm blowin' I'm blowin' them, do something 

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck F 'em now) 

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, they're on fire baby 

Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now) 

Put 'em out baby, blow 'em 

Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby 

Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls 

Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls