A Lonley Jew On Christmas Lyrics - South Park

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas 

My Friends won't let me join in any games.. 

And I can't sing Christmas songs 

Or decorate a Christmas tree.. 

Or leave water out for Rudolph 

'cause there's something wrong with me.. 

My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.. 

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas. 

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Hanukkah is nice, but why is it, 

That Santa passes over my house every year? 

And instead of eating Ham 

I have to eat Kosher Latkes.. 

Instead of Silent Night 

I'm singing huhash dogavish.. 

And what the fuck is up 

With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please? 

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. 

I'd be merry but I'm Hebrew on Christ-maas 

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