Renee Zellweger, Reilly, John C. , Colm Feore - Funny Honey Lyrics - Soundtrack

[roxie] 

Sometime's I'm right 

Sometime's I'm wrong 

But he doesn't care 

He'll string along 

He loves me so 

That funny honey of mine 

Sometime's I'm down 

Sometime's I'm up 

But he follows 'round 

Like some droopy-eyed pup 

He love me so 

That sunny honey of mine 

He ain't no sheik 

That's no great physique 

Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts 

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Oh, but look at that soul 

I tell you, the whole 

Is a whole lot greater than 

The sum of his parts 

And if you knew him like me 

I know you'd agree 

What if the world 

Slandered my name? 

Why, he'd be right there 

Taking the blame 

He loves me so 

And it all suits me fine 

That funny, sunny, honey 

Hubby of mine 

[amos (spoken)] 

A man's got a right to protect his home 

And his loved ones, right? 

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[fogarty (spoken)] 

Of course, he has. 

[amos (spoken)] 

Well, I came in from the garage, officer, and i 

See him coming through the window. with my 

Wife roxanne there, sleepin'...like an angel... 

[roxie] 

He loves me so 

That funny honey of mine 

[amos (spoken)] 

...an angel! 

[amos (spoken)] 

I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated 

Her or somethin'...you know what I mean... 

Viloated? 

[fogarty (spoken)] 

I know what you mean... 

[amos (spoken)] 

...or somethin'. think how terrible that would have been. 

It's a good thing I came home from work on time, I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that! 

[roxie] 

He loves me so 

That funny honey of mine 

[fogarty (spoken)] 

Name of deceased... fred casely. 

[amos (spoken)] 

Fred casely. how could he be a burglar? 

My wife knows him! he sold us our furniture! 

[roxie] 

Lord knows he ain't got the smarts 

[amos (spoken)] 

She lied to me. she told me he was a burglar! 

[fogarty (spoken)] 

You mean he was dead when you got home? 

[amos (spoken)] 

She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin' 

Me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and 

I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off. 

Burglar, huh! 

[roxie] 

Now, he shot off his trap 

I can't stand that sap 

Look at him go 

Rattin' on me 

With just one more brain 

What a half-wit he'd be 

If they string me up 

I'll know who 

Brought the twine 

[amos (spoken)] 

And I believed her! 

That cheap little tramp. so, she 

Was two-timing me, huh? 

Well, then, she can just 

Swing for all I care. 

Boy, I'm down at the garage, 

Working my butt off fourteen 

Hours a day and she's up mucnhin' 

On god-damn bon bons and jazzing. 

This time she pushed me too far. 

That little chiseler. 

Boy, what I sap I was! 

That scummy, crummy 

Dummy hubby of mine!