Everybody's Gotta Grow Up Sometime Lyrics - Singles - Sons Of The Desert

Why can't I? 

G.I. Joe moved to Mexico, he's hiding from the IRS 

Wearing diamond rings and livin' like a king at an undisclosed address 

Superman flew to Japan gave up fightin' crime 

He's doin' commercials for compact cars livin' in a big high rise 

But everybody's gotta grow up sometime 

To get a little slice of that big ol' American pie 

Yeah, everybody's gotta grow up sometime 

Why can't I? 

The ol' Lone Ranger bought an RV Park somewhere in Arizona 

And Tonto built a big casino and owns half of Oklahoma 

Barbie and Ken, they got a divorce I guess that's the way it goes 

She got the house and accessories and told Ken to hit the road 

But everybody's gotta grow up sometime 

To get a little slice of that big ol' American pie 

Yeah, everybody's gotta grow up sometime 

Why can't I? Why can't I? 

All of my heroes abandoned their egos 

And left me at home on the range 

I'm still stuck, I'm still down on my luck 

Waitin' for something to change 

Everybody's gotta grow up sometime 

To get a little slice of that big ol' American pie 

Yeah, everybody's gotta grow up sometime 

Why can't I? 

Everybody's gotta grow up sometime 

Why can't I? 

Everybody's gotta grow up sometime 

Why can't I? 

Everybody's gotta grow up sometime 

Why can't I?