I filled out the application to be a human being,
She put it on the stack with all the others, I walked out onto the street
And I lit my telephone
And answered my cigarettes And started to weep
Cause I heard a joke
And I hope my papers go through I hope to hear from you soon....
I filled out the application to be her man
I signed my name so hard, I nearly broke my hand
And I lit my telephone
And answered my cigarettes And started to laugh,
Cause I saw something sad
And I hope my papers go through I hope to hear from you soon...
I filled out the application to be released,
I won't say its been a drag, but I'm looking forward (can't you see?)
Cause I'm sick of answering my cigarettes and eating my telephone And I'm sick of these weird tears, from my ears...
And I hope my papers go through I hope to hear from you soon
...please don't write in red ink on my application honey baby....
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