Time To Face The Music (wild Cherry - Play That Funky Music) Lyrics - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

Leader of the Trade Federation 

Conqueror in every way 

An army into mechanisation 

and a Sith with nothing to say 

We sent out all our army 

off to fight the gungans, y'know 

then something happened quickly (yes it did) 

some people busted through my window 

Then there was shooting, confusion, the battle droids were losin' 

Amidala, had tricked me, and then a guard came up and said: 

It's time to face the music, Viceroy 

Time to face the music, right? 

Time to face the music, Viceroy 

Now, as it should be, you'll kiss that trade franchise of yours goodbye 

It started with the Jedi 

I didn't know how strong was the Force 

the gas- it did not kill them 

and so I had to "close the blast doors!" 

I sent for the destroyers 

who went and chased the Jedi away 

I thought I had victory 

until the queen returned on that day 

and there was shooting, confusion, the battle droids were losin' 

Amidala, had tricked me, and then a guard came up and said: 

It's time to face the music, Viceroy 

Time to face the music, right? 

Time to face the music, Viceroy 

Now, as it should be, you'll kiss that trade franchise of yours goodbye